Chuckle of the Day Award

The CoDA goes to Noel (Cold Fury, You Are the Wings Beneath My Wind, April 27, 2009):

Sorry, P.J., but Night Wolf the Magical Activist now has an office in the West Wing, and he’s conjuring policy out of organic free-range snail darter placentas tossed into solar-evaporated distilled bong-water.

Heh.